In a world where AI is the new black, Baidu’s CEO has stepped onto the stage, waving the flag of increased investment in artificial intelligence. You know, because who wouldn’t want to pour more cash into the tech that’s already revolutionizing our lives? It’s like adding more chocolate to a cake—everyone loves it!
According to our dear tech titan, the secret sauce to staying ahead in the AI race is simply to spend more. It’s a brilliant strategy, really. Why innovate when you can just throw money at the problem? After all, money has a magical way of solving everything—just ask anyone who’s ever tried to fix a broken relationship with a lavish vacation!
And let’s not forget the delightful side effects of this spending spree. More AI means more jobs, right? Well, sort of. Sure, some might say that AI is taking jobs away, but think of all the new roles that will pop up! We’ll need AI trainers, AI babysitters, and let’s not overlook the AI therapists for those who feel left behind. It’s a win-win!
So, here’s to Baidu’s bold vision! Let’s all raise a glass (of the finest tech juice) to a future filled with even more artificial intelligence. Because if there’s one thing we know, it’s that more AI is always better. Cheers!
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